Length: One-shot / 1250
Genre: Fluff, romance, comedy
Pairing: Eunhyuk / Donghae
Synopsis: Eunhyuk tries to pull a Halloween prank on Donghae...as Count Hyukula!
Dedicated to my friend xoxo_nat_xx for her birthday! Thank you for requesting this prompt - I had fun with it! I hope that you like it!! ^^ HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
(This also counts as my Halloween fic! ^w^)
Donghae woke up to the weight of someone - and he had a pretty good guess about who it was - sitting on his stomach, their knees planted on either side of him. He wanted to ignore it, but ignoring it wouldn't make it go away. What did he want? He was just sitting there, motionless, and it made Donghae shiver to think that he was just watching him.
He opened his eyes just a crack, and for a moment, he couldn't believe what he saw. So he opened his eyes fully and then burst out laughing. Eunhyuk was sitting on him, wearing an oversized costume cloak, complete with a huge collar, and he was smiling at him like an overstuffed vulture with two fake fangs poking out over his bottom lip like snaggle teeth.
"I am Count Hyukula!" Eunhyuk chortled in an embarrassingly bad accent which he must have thought was Draculaesuqe. "I have come to drink your blood!"
Donghae laughed and bit his bottom lip, and then reached up and smacked him on the forehead when he leaned down with his mouth open as if about to bite him.
"That is weird," Donghae said. "Don't even try it."
"What's weird? It's not that different from kissing," Eunhyuk whined, his accent slipping as he tried to get around Donghae's hand. "It's funny!"
"It's not funny," Donghae hissed. "And don't say that here!"
"No one can hear...Don't hit me." He gave up and crossed his arms, pouting down at him.
"I've never really hit you," Donghae said, rolling his eyes. "Don't say it in that tone."
"I know..." Eunhyuk frowned. "Why are you in such a bad mood?"
"I'm not," Donghae said. He touched his neck and rubbed the sleep out of his eyes, zoning out a little bit as his dream came back to him. "Sorry."
"I'm just trying to bite you."
"Did you bite me in my sleep?"
"I really didn't." Eunhyuk laughed. "Why?"
"I had a dream that yo-" Donghae broke off and blushed. "No, never mind. I woke up when you got on top of me."
"Had a dream that I what?" Eunhyuk smirked. He tried to adjust the fangs so that he could speak more easily, but gave up and took them out. "I wouldn't bite you in your sleep...you'd wake up and freak out for sure."
"Yeah," Donghae said. "That would be weirder."
"Blood tastes good." Eunhuk smiled and put his fangs in again, amplifying the creepy effect of his comment. Smiling like a vampire would, Donghae thought.
"How do you know that?" Donghae raised an eyebrow and cringed at the same time.
"Everyone knows blood is tasty." Eunhyuk blinked. "And haven't you licked a cut or something before?"
"Yeah, but I haven't ever thought that it tasted good." Donghae grabbed another pillow and put it beneath his head. "What time is it?"
"Nine or so." Eunhyuk shrugged. "Lemme bite you. Just so you have a good story to tell."
"Tell to who? And you really want me to tell people that you snuck into my room and tried to bite me with vampire fangs on Halloween? That makes you look weird."
"I don't really care. And it's cute...."
"Hyukjae." Donghae sat up on his hands. "Why do you want to bite me so badly?"
"I don't know." Eunhyuk laughed. "I thought it would be kind of fun."
"I think it's weird."
"Why?" Eunhyuk crossed his arms around Donghae's neck. "It's not like I really want to be a vampire."
"I had a dream that you were a vampire."
Eunhyuk burst out laughing. "Really?"
"Yeah. Just now."
"Was it sexy?"
"It was disturbing," Donghae said. "You were drinking my blood! I was gonna die."
"Not die," Eunhyuk corrected. "You'd become a vampire, too!"
Eunhyuk laughed again. "Was it like this?"
He tilted his head and opened his mouth as if going to bite him, and Donghae pushed him away and laid down again, holding him away at arm's length.
"Don't," Donghae pleaded. "Please."
"I'm just playing with you," Eunhyuk said softly, frowning a little bit. "Was it a nightmare?"
"Sort of. Just don't!"
Eunhyuk sighed and took the fangs out and put them down on Donghae's night stand. He lowered Donghae's hands gently until he was no longer blocking his way, and leaned down, asking him to trust him with his eyes.
"Just this, then," he whispered. He tilted his head and kissed Donghae's neck gently, just where he might have bitten him.
"So human," Donghae said, covering how touched he was. "See, this is fine."
Eunhyuk laughed softly and slowly kissed his way to the other side of his neck.
"But maybe..." He laughed again and then bit his neck so lightly that he wouldn't even leave a temporary mark. It was just enough pressure so that Donghae could feel it, but it was gentle and didn't draw attention to itself. It lasted for a second, and then Eunhyuk moved off of him and laid down next to him on his side, propping his head up on his elbow.
Donghae turned towards him and frowned, even though he was blushing. He was going to tell him yes, but couldn't, because as soon as he saw Eunhyuk laughing, he had to laugh himself.
"You bit me!"
"Yes," Eunhyuk purred. "And now you're mine for all eternity."
"You're not a vampire."
"But if I were a vampire, I would want you to be on too." He moved closer and Donghae made room for him on the pillow. "I want to be together forever."
"That's so cheesy," Donghae said, laughing lightly. Eunhyuk smiled without a hint of embarrassment and pulled out a small box from his pocket.
"Here," he said, handing it to Donghae.
"What is it?"
"I'm proposing," Eunhyuk said and then laughed, covering his face with his hand.
Donghae looked at him for a second, and when Eunhyuk's smile didn't change, he opened the box. Inside were candies, some in orange wrappers with jack-o-lanters and bats on them.
"You said you were proposing!" Donghae laughed and took out a candy.
"Will you marry me?"
"Yeah," Donghae said. "Of course."
"Good, good." He kissed Donghae's hand and then took a piece of Halloween candy out. "I'd hoped you'd say yes."
"How could I say no?" Donghae bit into a piece of candy. "You want to be with me forever. I'd be an idiot to refuse that kind of adoration."
"Don't you love me too?" Eunhyuk bit his lip. "Maybe you don't because I bit you."
"I love you." Donghae stroked his collarbone once and then took another piece of candy. "Even when you bite me."
"So you liked it?"
Donghae blushed and shrugged.
"I see." Eunhyuk smirked. "So what shall we do today? Go to the company party?"
"Are you going as 'Count Hyukula'?"
"Of course! You should come as a vampire too."
"I don't know..." Donghae mused. "Maybe. But anyway - that's later."
"Are you trying to say now is us time, and you don't want to talk about it?"
"Look who knows me so well. Also, I usually have to come to you..." Donghae mused, closing his eyes as Eunhyuk kissed his cheek. "It's nice."
"It's a holiday," he said. "Although, it's kind of a strange holiday to propose on, I guess."
"Halloween..." Donghae raised an eyebrow. "That is kind of weird."
"At least you accepted my proposal..."
"Right." Donghae smiled. "Happy Halloween."